[{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"Article","@id":"https:\/\/www.plez.cz\/novy-byt-nove-pripojeni\/#Article","mainEntityOfPage":"https:\/\/www.plez.cz\/novy-byt-nove-pripojeni\/","headline":"Nov\u00fd byt, nov\u00e9 p\u0159ipojen\u00ed","name":"Nov\u00fd byt, nov\u00e9 p\u0159ipojen\u00ed","description":"M\u00e1ma zalom\u00ed ruce a pomysl\u00ed si, \u017ee ten jej\u00ed upadl na hlavu a sh\u00e1n\u00ed po kuchyni a v lo\u017enici n\u011bco, […]","datePublished":"2020-05-10","dateModified":"2020-05-10","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.plez.cz\/author\/devene\/#Person","name":"devene","url":"https:\/\/www.plez.cz\/author\/devene\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/16435f0a6c9262449b9ebb39f63178cd65c54b09f931b6f84682f48086e3d763?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/16435f0a6c9262449b9ebb39f63178cd65c54b09f931b6f84682f48086e3d763?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"plez.cz","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/www.plez.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/Znak%20bezdr%C3%A1tov%C3%A9ho%20p%C5%99ipojen%C3%AD%20k%20interentu.jpg","url":"https:\/\/www.plez.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/Znak%20bezdr%C3%A1tov%C3%A9ho%20p%C5%99ipojen%C3%AD%20k%20interentu.jpg","height":0,"width":0},"url":"https:\/\/www.plez.cz\/novy-byt-nove-pripojeni\/","about":["N\u00e1kupy"],"wordCount":413,"articleBody":"M\u00e1ma zalom\u00ed ruce a pomysl\u00ed si, \u017ee ten jej\u00ed upadl na hlavu a sh\u00e1n\u00ed po kuchyni a v lo\u017enici n\u011bco, co by bylo \u201en\u011bco\u201c. Kdy\u017e pak mlad\u00fdm nab\u00edz\u00ed n\u00e1dob\u00ed, povle\u010den\u00ed a duchnu po babi\u010dce, je slu\u0161n\u011b nasm\u011brov\u00e1na jinam. \u201eAle mami, rad\u0161i n\u00e1m zapla\u0165 internet.\u201c Bum b\u00e1c a je to tady. Co d\u011blat? Nu, nejprve je t\u0159eba vzk\u0159\u00edsit omdlelou matku a podat j\u00ed prvn\u00ed pomoc. Kdy\u017e u\u017e je fla\u0161ka rumu z poloviny v n\u00ed a ov\u00edv\u00e1n\u00ed ut\u011brkou m\u016f\u017ee ubrat na intenzit\u011b, dom\u00e1cnost rodi\u010d\u016f se m\u016f\u017ee za\u010d\u00edt zklid\u0148ovat. Druh\u00fd den se pak pan\u00ed domu opatrn\u011b man\u017eela pt\u00e1, kolik \u017ee to stoj\u00ed, ten infernet a jestli si mus\u00ed vz\u00edt p\u016fj\u010dku. Man\u017eel si nejprve nech\u00e1 vysv\u011btlit, o\u010d \u017ee to vlastn\u011b kr\u00e1\u010d\u00ed a pak se rozesm\u011bje. Matko, j\u00e1 t\u011b nech\u00e1pu, kde \u017eije\u0161. Internet, ne infernet, nestoj\u00ed nic, proto\u017ee si jej koupit nem\u016f\u017ee\u0161.\u201c \u201eTak co to ti mlad\u00ed vlastn\u011b cht\u011bj\u00ed?\u201c \u201eOni jen cht\u011bj\u00ed, abys jim asi zaplatila p\u0159ipojen\u00ed k internetu. To je celosv\u011btov\u00e1 s\u00ed\u0165. A proto\u017ee to v bar\u00e1ku nemaj\u00ed, mus\u00ed p\u0159ijet n\u011bkdo, kdo jim tam nat\u00e1hne dr\u00e1ty tak jako n\u00e1m k na\u0161\u00ed kabelovce. Pak jim tam daj\u00ed takovou krabi\u010dku a je to hotovo.\u201c \u201eA daj\u00ed mi na to p\u016fj\u010dku?\u201c \u201e\u0160marj\u00e1, matko, nebl\u00e1zni. Levn\u00fd internet v Praze nen\u00ed za miliony. Na to ti sta\u010d\u00ed p\u00e1r \u0161up\u016f. A v\u016fbec, v\u00ed\u0161 co, j\u00e1 to za\u0159\u00edd\u00edm, kdov\u00ed co bys zase popletla, ty infernetko.\u201c A tak tedy tat\u00edk zjist\u00ed, co a jak, oslov\u00ed v\u00fd\u0161e zv\u00fdrazn\u011bnou firmu a k mlad\u00fdm se hrnou technici, kte\u0159\u00ed u\u017e v\u00ed, co maj\u00ed d\u011blat a tak\u00e9 to d\u011blaj\u00ed. Za hodinku, \u010di dv\u011b u\u017e maj\u00ed mlad\u00ed krabi\u010dku vedle vstupn\u00edch dve\u0159\u00ed na zdi a wi-fi sign\u00e1l po cel\u00e9m rozlehl\u00e9m byt\u011b. Nic slo\u017eit\u00e9ho. Vy se zachovejte naprosto stejn\u011b. Klikn\u011bte naho\u0159e na modr\u00fd \u201elink\u201c a objednejte co je t\u0159eba. O zbytek se postar\u00e1 firma a vy nepot\u0159ebujete nic \u0159e\u0161it. Mimo tarifu a rychlosti, kter\u00fd si zvol\u00edte dle pot\u0159eby, samoz\u0159ejm\u011b. V\u011b\u0159te, \u017ee snaz\u0161\u00ed u\u017e to nikdy nebude, a proto v klidu vyu\u017eijte nab\u00eddky, kter\u00e1 je p\u0159\u00edstupn\u00e1 ka\u017ed\u00e9mu u\u017eivateli.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  "},{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Nov\u00fd byt, nov\u00e9 p\u0159ipojen\u00ed","item":"https:\/\/www.plez.cz\/novy-byt-nove-pripojeni\/#breadcrumbitem"}]}]